Kifflom! - GTA 5 Guide - IGN (2024)

Step-by-Step Walkthrough

The Kifflom! trophy/achievement is awarded for completing the Epsilon quest-line-- which is among the most lengthy, tedious, and frustrating in the game-- with Michael. Other characters cannot do the missions. This quest-line becomes available very early in the game, once you've unlocking Michael as a playable character. Doing all parts of the quest-line will cost at least $90,500 (so it's recommended that you attempt after the jewelry heist), but can earn you up to $2,100,000 in the end... So it's well worth the time and money investment.

Step 1 (0:05) - Open the internet browser of your in-game phone, go to the Epsilon website "epsilonprogram.com" and complete the evaluation (how you answer the questions doesn't matter).
Step 2 (0:45) - A question mark will show up in Raton Canyon after a while. Go there.
Step 3 (1:09) - After the cutscene you will get an e-mail. Open the attached link and donate $500 to the Epsilon website.
Step 4 (1:39) - The Epsilon symbol will appear on the world map after some time. Go back to your house and save the game a couple of times until the symbol shows up on the world map. Go there.
Step 5 (1:54) - After the cutscene you will get an e-mail. Open the attached link and donate $5,000 to the Epsilon website.
Step 6 (2:12) - Go to the next Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 7.1. (2:31) - Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (1. Declasse Tornado)
Step 7.2. (3:16) - Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (2. Pegassi Vacca)
Step 7.3. (3:36) - Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (3. Benefactor Surano)
Step 7.4. (3:57) - Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (4. Enus Super Diamond)
Step 7.5. (4:21) - Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (5. Dinka Double-T)
Step 8 (4:58) - Go to the next Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 9 (5:18) - Complete the mission.
Step 10 (7:21) - Donate $10,000 to the Epsilon website.
Step 11 (7:40) - Go to the next Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 12 (7:57) - After the cutscene you will get an e-mail. Open the attached link and buy the robes for $25,000 from the Epsilon website.
Step 13 (8:23) - After the robes have been delivered (takes 1 day), equip them from Michael's closet. If they don't show up, try quitting and re-entering the game. You need to wear them for 10 cumulative in-game days (6 real-life hours). When you save the game using Michael's bed, it progresses the in-game time 6 hours, so the fastest way to do this is sleep 40 times... An indicator will appear in the bottom-left of the screen saying how many days you've worn them as you progress.
Step 14 (8:56) - Go to the next Epsilon symbol(takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).

Step 15 (9:25) - Complete the mission.
Step 16 (9:55) - Go to the next Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 17 (10:08) - Wander 5 miles through the "desert" wearing Epsilon robes (it's recommended that you rubber band your analog sticks together). Don't leave the area, or it'll reset! Also, make sure there's no wild animals that can kill you. An indicator will appear in the bottom-left of the screen saying how many miles you've ran as you progress. At 4 miles, you'll receive a phone-call; answer it! After you're done with all 5 miles, you'll receive another phone-call; answer this one too!

Step 18 (10:54) - Go to the final Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 19 (11:05) - Finish the mission. There are two options: Option A - Get out of the money-filled vehicle and follow the fellow Epsilonist to your "reward": a tractor that can't make it up the hill to Michael's house-- though its license plate is "KIFFLOM1", which is unique. You'll receive the trophy/achievement, but not the money. Option B - While driving to the spot wait for Cris vehicle to go the parking lot, and as soon you see him going left make a dash for it. Take the money-filled vehicle and run *This does not allow you to get gold. The epsilonists, their guards, and the police (you gain a 3-star wanted-level) will try to kill you. You may either engage them or escape from them, but the vehicle must stay safe in order to get the money. It's recommended that you choose this option because, not only will you receive the trophy/achievement, but you'll also get $2,100,000 (provided that the vehicle isn't destroyed).

• If you wish to get Gold for Step 19 you will have to get in the parking lot, kill all the Epsilon security guys. DON'T Forget - You have to kill them before going downstairs, either the quest will finish as option A and you will get only the Tractor. Drive with the car and you will get gold, be sure not to destroy it when shooting.

After the quest ends you will get an call from Cris notifying that you are marked for death and career destruction. Nothing happens after that, and Michael states that the money stole represents a refund for everything he donated to the cult.